Introduction to the Most Offensive Blog

At Bold Crumbs we don't just make the most offensive fortune cookies, we also write horribly offensive things that make you cry at night.

 Here you will find a plethora of knowledge that ranges from offensive gift giving guides to lists of our top 5 favorite serial killers.

Is it right? Is it wrong? We don't know, but don't care to check either! We're just spiraling towards death at light speed and want to have a gag before we go into oblivion.

And no, your cat didn't go to heaven. He was an asshole and he's probably in hell.