At Bold Crumbs we don't just make the most offensive fortune cookies, we also write horribly offensive things that make you cry at night.
Here you will find a plethora of knowledge that ranges from offensive gift giving guides to lists of our top 5 favorite serial killers.
Is it right? Is it wrong? We don't know, but don't care to check either! We're just spiraling towards death at light speed and want to have a gag before we go into oblivion.
And no, your cat didn't go to heaven. He was an asshole and he's probably in hell.